i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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