How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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