i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
