do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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