well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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