he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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