check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
