I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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