Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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