her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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