now i know why i became what i already was.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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