Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
