I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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