she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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