i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
