1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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