awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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