You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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