I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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