I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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