People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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