I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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