new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
