he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
