I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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