you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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