summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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