i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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