I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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