i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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