yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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