a queef is a wish your heart makes.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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