come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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