Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
