these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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