i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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