Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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