SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
