There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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