So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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