Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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