why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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