Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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