I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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