I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Even my vagina gasped.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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