He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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