belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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