that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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