I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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