420 ftw
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
True college students do jello shots in the library
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