If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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