You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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