3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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