That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
