I don't think brook has ever known best
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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