u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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