Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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