she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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